Monday 24 February 2014

The Bald are Beautiful


The Bald are Beautiful

SIR Winston Churchill, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Mahatma Gandhi and Sardar Vallabh Bhai Patel - all great men with an invincible deter­mination. They were strong-willed. They stood like solid Towers in different continents of the world. And all of them had a common physi­cal feature - a bald head. And perhaps looking at them, the wit said, "God made some good heads. The rest He covered with hair."
The long, lustrous, yellow golden locks are nature's ornament for a woman. Dusky tresses are the crowning glory of man. It has been said that the slender, flexible thread like hair are God's gift to the living beings. But it is also known that the hair is only an outgrowth of the epider­mis. They have no blood vessels. No nerves. These are chiefly composed of "elongated and modified epidermal cells". Yet, the lifeless and insensitive hair demand all the attention. A regular massage, preferably with almond oil, to preserve the luster; trimming, to keep the shape; innumerable chemical processes to tint, wave, curl, strengthen and condition the hair. To add to all this, an endless wait at the hair-dresser's saloon. What a big bother!
Probably, to avoid all this botheration, the ancient Egyptians, men and women alike, shaved their heads. The sages, in particular the Buddhist monks, still follow this old practice. And what a relief! No hair. No shampoo. No hair dye. No hair tonic. No combing. No barber. No allergic reac­tions to the chemicals. No visit to the dermatolo­gist. No appointments at the anti-allergy clinics. A goodbye to so many problems. And, to top it all, baldness is so neat. The only thing that a bald man may sometimes wear on his head is a few beads of per­spiration.
The medical science suggests that baldness has a hereditary basis. Some doctors opine that it is dependent on the "male hormone levels" in the blood. Its causes may include the "scar producing skin diseases, inborn lack of hair development and severe injury to the hair germ centers by chemical or physical agents." It is known to have been produced by exposure to X-rays, ingestion of metals, malnutrition, chronic wasting diseases, endocrine disorders and fungus infection. But, whatever be the cause, a head as bald as a "plucked chicken" with not "even a wisp or two of hair" is a good gift of God.
Baldness has various patterns. In certain cases, the hair loss progresses gradually. It begins with a recession of the hairline at the front. In others, there is thinning of the crown hair. There are also those who have only a thin rim of hair at the sides and the back of the head. This form of baldness has been aptly described as the "Hippocratic Wreath". Each pattern has its own beauty.
Disheveled hair give a slovenly look and mul­tiply the wrinkles on the face. The unshaven man generally goes unnoticed. Shave makes the man look suave. It is a cosmetic for a man's face. Makes the person look presentable. A well-shaven, silken smooth skull has a peculiar shine. It glistens and  glows. It makes, the person look different. So easily recognisable. Ronaldo, the super-star of soccer, was spotted from a distance even before he touch­ed the ball.
These days, some of us tend to be carefully careless. It is becoming common to appear casu­al in clothes and looks. But let us remember that even an emperor may not be noticed if he goes around in his night-cap. The king is really recog­nised and respected when he is wearing the crown. Had Socrates delivered his orations with only a sheet around his shoulder, more men may have laughed at his attire than admired his elo­quence. The casual generally go out of countenance. 
The baldies constitute an exclusive dub. It con­sists of the poets, the politicians, the scientists, the actors, the actresses - men and women who have won distinction in different fields. In our own times, we have seen Yul Bryner and Persis Khambatta rise in name and fame after the razor had removed the dusky tresses and golden locks of hair. And then what was the difference between Lord Mountbatten and Jawahar Lal Nehru? Lady Edwina would have told you.
       The bald are beautiful. Is it not?

8 comments:

  1. A brilliant article showcasing the writer's ability to make a convincing case out of nothing! To the extent you actually start wondering if baldness is indeed, more beautiful..? No wonder such a successful lawyer :)

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    1. Well, Nidhi, it's all about what's between the ears!

      And some women are advised that the shinier the pate of a man the greater his bank balance. When I look around I suspect many women take that advice seriously!

      And then there is the story of a squash buddy at the squash nationals. His having just one solitary strand on his head made him all the more possessive about it. He preserved it fiercely. While playing crucial matches he was more concerned about the solitary strand being in place rather than where the ball should be placed. I suspect he would have won a few more matches if some well wisher had secretly done away with the strand! He would not have been stranded mid court.

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  2. The picture of the wind playing with the hair or a flower tucked in the tresses is unmatchable. Probably one unknown to the bald. And I did think of the men being knocked down by the lustrous curtain. A personal matter most definitely. A prerogative of the women or an option to entangle yourself with the tangled mystery...the hair.

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  3. Well said uncle. Bald is indeed beautiful However, I am not convinced to rush to the barber to relieve me of my head of hair just yet. May we say "bald is also beautiful". Many a men also remain desperate to cling on to the last vestiges of their crowning glory demonstrated by what is called a "combover". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-25622093

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  4. Phuphaji, interesting article, reads like a research document on baldness and a bald (sorry bold) attempt at making a virtue out of the head's inability to cling to its crowning glory. I will not doubt that there are bald men that are beautiful even if all of them do not have the same luck as Nehru.

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  5. "Bald is cool, bald is beautiful" – you hear this from those who have full-hair cranium and also from the "egg-heads". Examples of big screen icons like Bruce Willis, Telly Savalas, Yul Brynner, Marlin Brando, etc., are warmly cited by the former and examples of great political game changers such as Churchill, Eisenhower, Gandhi, and Sardar Patel, all bald at zenith of their lives by the later. In fact these big screen idols were/are bald by design which makes it an elective baldness, not a genetic imperative and puts them in a category called "shave-heads". They are handsome and hunks compared to mainstream mid-life folically challenged creatures that invariably have waist pouches. However, God only made a few perfect heads, and the rest he/she covered with hair.

    Is baldness just a hominoid phenomenon? One never sees bald/balding gods whether Indian, Chinese, Greek and Romans even the elderly deities and sages. Do you see any bald person around the Last Supper table? Everyone there seems to have beautiful flowing manes of curly hair. Story of Sampson tells us that his whole power was in his hair and after he lost his hair, he became a wimp. I think there is no girl who grows up dreaming to marry a bald Mr. Wonderful? No Sir, there are no bald/balding superheroes either.

    A bald guy is always taller than his hair, with a glossy pate above his hair-fringe. It would look impressive for an alpine peak where the bare or snow clad rock juts above the tree-line. Bald John Glenn, ex US astronaut and Senator, once said to his kidding friends: “the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that’s up to them.”

    After denuded Eisenhower, no other US president had been bald. Perhaps the Americans made an amendment to their constitution. On the other hand, Russian tradition has been “Bald, hairy, bald, hairy, bald, hairy – that shows how the Russian elect their leaders. Think about it: Lenin was bald, Stalin was hairy; Khrushchev was bald, Brezhnev was hairy; Gorbachev was bald, Yeltsin was hairy - and Putin is practically bald. Medvedev was hairy. A hairy one will have to replace Putin.

    I am not there yet but Uncle ji gave me a hope that there is attractiveness in baldness which will “shine above me” one day and remain with me for life.

    Jai Hind

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  6. I agree with you Nidhi. The most beautiful baldie is my very dear and most respected Sir, the author. With the most brilliant brain and all good thoughts and imaginations. Waiting for another write up.

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  7. You may just put Dr Batra's balding clinic out of business with your arguments.

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